Saturday 28 January 2012

Head Contents (with commercials)

Meditate Now! Free
Your mind Only
Ten quid a session.

Dump your Head Contents
in our foreign wheelie bins!
Easier than your regular system dump!
Please recycle your thoughts and
all that crap you bought but
you better make damn sure to separate
the paper and plastic, the sheep from the goats,
the good the bad and the ugly vicar’s anecdotes or
we won’t collect your rubbish
only proper property and
intellectual will not do
so unless we can tax it
screw you.
 
Stained glass windows?
Can’t see clearly now?
All cuddly lambs and fat prophets spanked
sparkling new with Windex!
Ten percent off
of your income.

Can’t get high?
Climb our discount minarets today!
The five pillars are in need of repair and
while you’re up there yell into the air
in an unknown tongue to
call the blind and dumb to prayer.
Smoke mirrors
not hashish.


Copyright © J A Lee 2012

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